Well from the title I'm guessing you know what this story will be about. How to get arsenal out of the premier league! Unfortunatley arsenal are one of the best teams in the premier league! This means relegating them to the football league would be difficult. But with there first loss against west ham and no Alexis Sanchez at the momment they aren't looking to great. As you may have suspected I am a Chelsea fan. That is the whole reason I am writing this. There has to be a way to break our rivalry. Relegating arsenal is the perfect plan. Now how to do it!
STEP 1: Go to every arsenal game in full Chelsea kit!
STEP 2: When Ozil has a free kick that is just outside the box in the 89th minute, throw a piece of Chelsea merchendise at him and then he turns around but the reff calls the final whistle.
STEP 3: When Santi Cazorla takes a penalty go behind the goal his penalty is in and pressure him by pointing to the left and eventually he will get so pressurized that he will run into the changing rooms and arsenal will have d.n.f. the game meaning the will lose 3-0.
So let's see if arsenal get relegated this season. If they do you are welcome to thank me. I hope you enjoyed this story. That was how to aspire to relegate arsenal!
STEP 1: Go to every arsenal game in full Chelsea kit!
STEP 2: When Ozil has a free kick that is just outside the box in the 89th minute, throw a piece of Chelsea merchendise at him and then he turns around but the reff calls the final whistle.
STEP 3: When Santi Cazorla takes a penalty go behind the goal his penalty is in and pressure him by pointing to the left and eventually he will get so pressurized that he will run into the changing rooms and arsenal will have d.n.f. the game meaning the will lose 3-0.
So let's see if arsenal get relegated this season. If they do you are welcome to thank me. I hope you enjoyed this story. That was how to aspire to relegate arsenal!