boom clam poow as jake falls down the stairs once again i rush to the rescue. how did you fall this time jake my glasses fell off and i went to pick them up and then just came tumberling down the stairs like an animal with no legs. jake is very old, he has 4 letters from the queen. jake is so old that he has gone from 6 foot to as tall as my hips he is as smelly a dead fish that is nearly turning into a fossil. the cloths that he wear are evern ugler than a over wight pig that cant move it is so fat.